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• There is no point in being proud of something you have no control over.
• Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel?
• Circumstances over which I have no control. -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852)
• Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing.
  -- Herodotu...
• Today's topic is "Are We Alone in the Universe?" We can only begin to explore this question by taking you deep underground where gas deposits are normally surrounded by countless "fossils" left over from billions of years of evolution on earth.
  Although the stars are made entirely of gas, spectrographs have shown that they contain no fossil-like material....
• Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?
• Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
  Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....
• Generals have something to do with the stars.