When turkeys mate, they think of swans.
-- Johnny Carson
-- Johnny Carson
Related:
- Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Johnny... - Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again,
who isn't... - Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the
groundhog came out of its hole,
it was killed by a mudslide. -- Johnny... - Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
--
Johnny... - It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work
with turkeys... - It is hard to fly with the eagles
When you work with
the turkeys... - I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will
miss me.
Vice President Dan Quayle (reported in the Houston... - 12) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -
Johnny... - For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
Johnny...
From the same category:
- Shall I ask the brave soldier who fights by my side
In the cause of mankind,
if our creeds agree? -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) ... - Push button
Rub hands together vigorously under air stream
Wipe hands on pants.
Written over faded instructions on electric hand... - Don't wait for people to be friendly;
show them how... - Action is eloquence.
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William... - Bugs? I just programmed undocumented
features...
