When The Weight Of The Paperwork Equals The Weight Of The Plane, The Plane Will Fly.

When The Weight Of The Paperwork Equals The Weight Of The Plane, The Plane Will Fly.

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When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the
plane will fly.
-- Donald Douglas

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