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• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law
• Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
  -- Node's Postulate for Travelle...
• You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team, because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
  -- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip...
• The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
  -- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• The President of Eastern Airlines is marketing an Airplane Package Kit, the kind you ordinarily put together.
  Only in this instance, the plane comes assembled and you break it up and sell the parts....
• Typical Government - $500,000,000 for a plane you can't see.