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• Love and eggs are best when they are fresh. -- Russian Proverb
• The best people, like the best wines, come from the hills. -- Edward Abbey
• My books always make the best-seller lists in Wolf Hole, Arizona, and Hanksville, Utah.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• My own best books have not been published. In fact, they've not even been written yet.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• When the writer has done his best, he then should proceed to do his second best. -- Edward Abbey
• When a writer has done the best that he can do, he should then withdraw from the book-writing business and take up an honest trade like shoe repair, cattle stealing, or screwworm management.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• What are called inspirational books, like Gibran's "The Prophet" or Bach's "Seagull", seem to have been strained through a bowl of fish-eye tapioca.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. -- Edward Abbey