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• Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
• YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb.
  18) You have nothing better to think about than what to wear and what type of champagne to take to the neighbors Halloween Party....
• Your weakness is money in their bank.
• What did you think your savings account used to have?
• Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die.
• May a fungus devour your IRS refund check.
• One of the things the world needs today is a bank that shows just a bit more appreciation when your account is underdrawn.