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• I have a cunning plan -- Baldric from BlackAdder (I - IV)
• Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
• My Lord, I have a cunning plan..
• Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.
  [Another student tastes the punch and spits it out] Stude...
• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• ATTENTION EVERYONE! Danny has the car!
• Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• Men are so constituted that everybody undertakes what he sees another successful in, whether he has aptitude for it or not.
  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...