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• Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• There has always been sex at the movies--only now it's up on the screen too. -- Danny Thoma
• Your ATTENTION please!....Elvis has left the echo.
• Bad memory has its roots in bad attention.
• ATTENTION
• Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.
  [Another student tastes the punch and spits it out] Stude...
• Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
  -- What can I say, I've got a weakness for the classics, "I Love Lisa...
• But for the Grace of God goes Danny.
• Attention everybody! Larry Blackadder has another cunning plan!