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• While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -- Henny Youngma
• I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
• But now I am what I am today! A responsible citizen, and besides that.
  .. I packs a rod!" -- BULLET CROW discusses gun control...
• I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
• Bart: But, what's with the glowing? Burns: Um, I'll field that question.
  A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
• Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
  What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if....
• Am I a law-abiding gun owner? Depends, what's the law today?