I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
- While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -- Henny Youngma
- I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
- But now I am what I am today! A responsible
citizen, and besides that.
.. I packs a rod!" -- BULLET CROW discusses gun control...
- I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
- Bart: But, what's with the glowing?
Burns: Um, I'll field that question.
A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow....
- One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most
gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
- Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
- Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if....
- Am I a law-abiding gun owner? Depends, what's the law today?