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• I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I had pancake makeup for brunch! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Are we laid back yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I had to go to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved Oedipus complex, which, according to them, meant I want to sleep with my mother.
  Which is preposterous. My father doesn't even want to sleep with my mother. -- Dennis Wolfberg...
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• .. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead