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• Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a need for them an hour later.
• You don't need much [to practice law] except common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
  -- John Mortimer's fathe...
• May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
• Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises.
  You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand...
• Don't destroy the world in the first chapter--you'll find you need it late
• Whenever you turn on the radio, you hear the last few notes of your favourite song.
  -- Horowitz' Law...
• Although you should not bite your fingernails, when you do, it avoids being called on by friends to scratch their back.
• Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
  -- Mark Twai...