A Man Must Marry Only A Very Pretty Woman In Case He Should Ever Want Some Other Man To Take Her Off His Hands.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some
other man to take her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands....
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)...
In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of the revelers.
Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet conversation, said, "I'm afraid you and I don't really fit in with this jaded group....