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• If ignorance isn't bliss, I don't know what is.
• An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
  -- Sacha Guitry...
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
• You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. -- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
• My luck changed because of the little woman. I made my first million, and I owe it all to the little woman.
  She was two inches high. I sold her to a circus and made a million dollars. -- Dave Ketchum...
• I wish you would read a little poetry sometimes. Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
  -- Sir Anthony Hope Hawkins (1863-1933)...
• I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
• I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go...