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• He's alive but unconscious, just like Gerald Ford.
• I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!! I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• What makes a man think he's so great -He has a bellybutton that won't work.
  -He has tits that won't give milk. -He has a cock that won't crow....
• When a man has not a good reason for doing a thing, he has one good reason for letting it alone.
  -- Sir Walter Sco...
• Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
• Never make an impromptu speech without advance warning, otherwise what you say isn't worth the paper it is printed on and will not be remembered or quoted.
  When Lincoln went to Gettysburg, he had 16 xeroxed copies of his envelope, to make sure the talk got press coverage....
• I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
  So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....
• Gerald Ford does it on his face.
• President Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout.