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• He's alive but unconscious, just like Gerald Ford.
• It is well to observe the force and virtue and consequence of discoverie
  and these are to be seen nowhere more conspicuously than in those three which were unknown to the ancients, and of which the origin, though recent, is obscure and ingloriou...
• Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Marge
  Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be _tasting_ them!...
• To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
  -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldie...
• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
• Chase brave employment with a naked sword Throughout the world.
  -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- The Church Porch...
• Gerald Ford does it on his face.
• President Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout.