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  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
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  They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it....
• Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
• He was an angry man, Uncle Swanny. He had printed on his grave
  What are you lookin' at?" -- Margaret Smith...
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  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• The world will little note nor long remember what we say here.
  -- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Addre...