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• I have lots of things in my pockets; None of them is worth anything.
  Sociopolitical whines aside, Gan you give me, gratis, free, The price of half a gallon Of Gallo extra bad And most of the bus fare home....
• Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
• I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Advice is usually worth what it cost.
• It's all a game -- play it to have fun. -- Price's Advice
• Price's Advice: It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
• When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
  -- Josh Billing...
• When I need a little free advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music.
  -- President George Bush...
• First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired.