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• Scott: "Laddie, you need to phase-lock the warp fields within three percent, or they'll become unstable!
  LaForge: "What?!" Scott: "Well look here! The warp--" LaForge...
• Scott: "You know, I remember a time we had to transport the Dohlman of Elas.
  You never had anyone whine and complain so much about quarters as she did....
• Scott: "Captain Montgomery Scott. Tell me, how long have I been missing?
  Riker: "Well--" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
  "Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
• Treat every woman as if you have slept with her and you soon will.
• Picard: "Well, bon voyage, Mister Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir.
  For everything." Data: "Mister Scott." Troi: "Good-bye....
• Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has just purchased.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• Riker: "We should probably get you to Sickbay. Doctor Crusher will want to have--" Sco
  You've changed the resonator array!" Riker: "Geordi, I think our guest is going to have a lot of engineering questions....
• He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.