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• Jeffrey Dahmers... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
• What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
• The Computer made me do it.
• Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.
• I blame Society! Society made me what I am!
• And God saw everything he had made, and he saw that it was very good
  and God said, It JUST goes to show Me what the private sector can accomplish....
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• The computer made me do it; HONEST!
• Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
  [spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....