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  So I went in. Before I could say anything the manager said, "Oh, Tony Randall!...
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace
  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....
• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• But the pain remained -- and a helpless wonder. The thing he saw was so much more real than the reality of paper, office and commission.
  He could not understand what made others blind to it, and what made their indifference possible....
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....