What Is It About A Beautiful Sunny Afternoon, With The Birds Singing And The Wind Rustling Through The Leaves, That Makes You Want To Get Drunk?

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the
wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after
you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask
people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey