I Bet The Main Reason The Police Keep People Away From A Plane Crash Is They Don't Want Anybody Walking In And Lying Down In The Crash Stuff

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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they
don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when
somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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