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• What has 50 legs & 12 teeth? Front row of a Dwight Yoakum concert.
• What has 50 legs & a 75 I.Q.? Front row of a Guns`n'Roses concert.
• Hey! I just got front row tickets to a Disaster Area concert!
• What has 1000 legs and 6 pubic hairs? Crowd at New Kids concert.
• and Doc Holliday ends up in the front row of a Led Zeppelin concert.
  .." "So THIS is hell." -- From HONKEYTONK SUE...
• What is all white, has fifty legs, 34 teeth and an IQ of 23? A Ku Klux Klan Chapte
• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....
• What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.