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• Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
• Q: What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A: A billiard table.
• Never trust a pit bull named "Fluffy.
• What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
  We are not sure, but we know that after it chews you up, it goes for help....
• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• This table has four legs. A table with a broken leg remains a table.
  But a table from which the four legs have been removed becomes only a flat piece of wood....
• You ought to take the bull between the legs.
• What pit? -- Famous Last Word