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• Hey! I just got front row tickets to a Disaster Area concert!
• Bondage... what's bondage?" "He's from Flagstaff." "Oh.
  -- Bruce Babbit poses a question in HONKEYTONK SUE...
• What has 50 legs & 12 teeth? Front row of a Dwight Yoakum concert.
• What has 50 legs & 12 teeth? Front row of a Garth Brooks concert.
• What has 50 legs & a 75 I.Q.? Front row of a Guns`n'Roses concert.
• I hereby sentence you to live in Blythe, California in a house with an airpad cooler, until you are dead, or wish you were.
  -- From HONKEYTONK SUE...
• KFSL -- Fossil 103. Classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin, comma, Led.
  -- Never thought I'd miss KBBL, "Homerpalooza...
• ... and she's buying a stairway to Heaven. -- Led Zeppeli
• Gud, marry me, or I'll kick yer ass." -- Honkeytonk Sue