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• Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
• Murray's Rule of Football: The wrong quarterback is the one who's in there.
• A free agent is anything but. -- Murray's Rule of Basketball
• Whatever can go to New York, will. -- Murray's Rule of Baseball
• Hockey is a game played by six good players and the home team. -- Murray's Hockey Rule
• Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. -- Murray's Rule of Football
• Any appeasement of tyranny is treason to this republic and to the democratic ideal.
  -- William Allen White...
• How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? -- Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week
• Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week
  "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?...