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• Animals are little people with fur coats.
• It takes 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat, but only one to wear it. -- Greenpeace
• How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides? -- Dennis Mille
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
• How can they cut the power? They're animals! -- Alie
• How many antelopes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source....
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• It's not necessarily the coldest woman that gets the fur coat.