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• I vent, therefore I am. -- Dennis Mille
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....
• I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner.
  Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen?...
• What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur but how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get a fur.
  -- Angela LaGreca...
• If you get to 35 and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• There are two groups of people in the world now. Those that get pathetically drunk in public--and the rest of us poor bastards who are expected to drive these pinheads home.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• If at first you do succeed, try to remember how. -- Dennis McClai
• Cardassian Burger: How many pickles do you see?
• Cardassian Scale: How many pounds do you see?