Related:

• Why experiment on animals? Use a liberal instead!
• Why experiment on animals? Use a PETA member instead!
• So many lawyers, so few bullets.
• Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
• Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
• Why are there so many actors in this movie?
• If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trilli
• Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....
• Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD? My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
  Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me: To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!...