What This Department Needs Is A Really Good Inflatable Doll.

What This Department Needs Is A Really Good Inflatable Doll.

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What this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.

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NEW ADDITION TO THE LIBRARY: "Sally", the department's new inflatable doll, is available on a short-term removal basis only -- please sign her out and return her promptly to avoid extended waits.
(We are still awaiting shipment of our "Big John" doll.)...
Now, we give you Bob and his inflatable doll!
What this country needs is a good 23 hour deodorant, which would allow you at least an hour a day to realize just what a stinker you really are!
National Needs Department: What this nation dearly needs is a tax system which looks like it was designed for some purpose other than robbery.
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
What this country needs is a good five-cent microcomputer.
What this country needs is a good vegetarian mosquito.