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• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• Reason for traffic accident (taken from accident/insurance forms)
  I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home, as I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision....
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• What happened to you? You look like either you were hit by a fast truck or had a hot date with Roseanne!
• I came from a poor family. We never had meat at our house.
  And whenever I would go by a butcher's window I thought there had been a terrible accident....
• Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
  Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
• Henry the VIII had it right!
• Your Father had an accident there; F is for Formalhaut, where Cthuga doth dwell
• No man can lose what he never had. -- Izaak Walton (1593-1683) -- The Complete Angler, Part i, Chap.
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