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• Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out.
  When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about....
• Phoebe: Do you at least know what route we're on? Rachel
  Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27. Phoebe: Okay....
• Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
  .. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....
• In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.
  -- Writing Rule 11...
• The Bible on letters of reference: Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?
  Do we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?...
• The Bible on letters of reference: Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?
  Do we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?...
• We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood.
  -- William Jame...
• I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
  Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
• You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do. -- Liz Smith