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• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• Mommy, mommy! The garbage man is here! Well, tell him we don't want any! -- Groucho Marx
• There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years. -- from the Soviet Weekly...
• There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years. -- article in Soviet Weekly...
• Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress.
• Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here
  TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville....
• We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman.
  And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• SMILEY |:[' Groucho Marx
• I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told me the people there are hungry for information about the West.
  He was asked about many things, but I will give you two examples that are very revealing about life in the Soviet Union....