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• The Moscow McDonald's has lines two and a half hours long.
  That's fast food in Russia. But everyone loves McDonald's there....
• The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it.
  Too often it acts like a Gestapo preying upon defenseless citizens. -- Senator Edward V. Long...
• Stay away from Russia. If you go to Moscow you'll get yourself arrested and end up in the salt mines.
  -- Nicholas Daniloff's grandmother (to her grandson)...
• We were hungry when we got to Moscow, Soviet. -- Groucho Marx
• Now, we know what Clinton did in Russia - He studied economics!!!
• We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity
  but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money....
• An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
  American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here!...
• Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant. -- John Cameron Swayze