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• There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years. -- from the Soviet Weekly...
• We were hungry when we got to Moscow, Soviet. -- Groucho Marx
• In the end, one or the other will triumph. A funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.
  -- Vladimir I. Lenin, 1920...
• Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
• If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.
• Two soviet ships collide, one dies.
• There is something you must understand about the Soviet system.
  They have the ability to concentrate all their efforts on a given design, and develop all components simultaneously, but sometimes without proper testing....
• You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
  -- sign in a Moscow Hotel...
• When the end of the world arrives, the safest place to be will be in the Soviet Union, because in the Soviet Union, everyone lives at least 50 years behind the standards everywhere else.