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• We should back the metric system every 2.54cm of the way.
• A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
• I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
• We should go metric every inch of the way!
• Like it or not, America is inching toward the metric system. -- Boyle's Conundrum
• CELSIUS, ANDERS (1701-44) Swedish astronomer. At the age of 25
  he had a raging argument with best friend Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit (1686-1736) when he claimed that Fahrenheit's system of measuring temperature was completely fucked, and that he could design a better system whilst standing on his head blindfolded in a bucket of lard....
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke Vancouver Sun, Dec. 20, 1991...
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.