If God Had Wanted Us To Use The Metric System, Jesus Would Have Had 10 Apostles.

If God Had Wanted Us To Use The Metric System, Jesus Would Have Had 10 Apostles.

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"If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10
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