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• A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
• I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
• We want no foreign rulers - fight the metric system.
• The ultimate metric that I would like to propose for user friendliness is quite simple
  if this system was a person, how long would it take before you punched it in the nose?...
• We should back the metric system every 2.54cm of the way.
• When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke Vancouver Sun, Dec. 20, 1991...
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.