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• We are ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are set free by the foolishness of God.
  -- Saint Augustine (354-430) -- On Christian doctrine (396-427)...
• To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
• The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
  "We`ve hit a cow, madam." "Was it on the tracks ?" "NO, we had to chase it over a field....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• We got the beat.
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
  A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
• Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of mankind. -- Edward Abbey