The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
"We`ve hit a cow, madam."
"Was it on the tracks ?"
"NO, we had to chase it over a field."
"We`ve hit a cow, madam."
"Was it on the tracks ?"
"NO, we had to chase it over a field."
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