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• I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Sigh... Every day I thank my statuette of Wilma Flintstone that I was born normal.
  -- Zippy the pinhead...
• I had pancake makeup for brunch! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet? Is it, huh, is it?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
• In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $
  20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years....
• Are we THERE yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead