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• We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be beating up on people.
  Sugar Ray Leonard...
• And when they've given you their all, some stagger and fall.
  After all it's not easy beating your heart up against some mad bugger's wall. -- Roger Wate...
• Lifes' not all it's cracked up to be, unfortunately some people are.
• Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til 8
  45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause eleven has always been a good friend of mine....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
• Just think: here we are, the afternoon sun beating down on us, a dead, bloated rhino underfoot and friends flying in from all over.
  I tell you, Ed, these are the best of times....
• Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
  Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun?
  Or fester like a sore -- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat?...