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• 50% of this country's schoolchildren have IQ's below average.
  Under our education policy, we can turn that around!...
• Why, the public love me! Only the other day I was out in the street and they sang, 'We hail Prince George!
  We hail Prince George!' 'We _hate_ Prince George', sir....
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• he Acting Returning Officer, Mr Edmund Blackadde
  and we're all very grateful indeed that he stepped in at the last moment when the previous Returning Officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving....
• I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'.
  Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....
• What's he like? Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
  -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...