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The People Around You Will Finally Know Peace And Happiness...
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The people around you will finally know peace and happiness... when
you're dead!
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You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.
Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery...
May you never know peace.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
You know you lead a sad life when the girls who get around never get around to you.
We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.
We'll KNOW that rock is dead when you need a degree to get a job in i
