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• When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man. -- Dame Edith Eva
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• I did some heavy research so as to be prepared for "Mommy, why is the sky blue?
  HE asked me about black holes in space. (There's a hole *where*?...
• Purple shoes! I like that in a woman.
• For when I was a babe and wept and slept, Time crept.
  When I was a boy and laughed and talked, Time walked....