Purple Shoes! I Like That In A Woman.
Purple shoes! I like that in a woman.
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
#17 Shoes: The average man has 4 pairs of footwea...
It looks like a flying purple people eater!
A woman, who weighed a bulging three hundred pounds, went into a store to buy some shoes.
She tried on so many she almost drove the poor clerk crazy....
Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
Ahhhh, I really like men. Every woman should own one.
She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Field...
Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes...