Life," He Said, "is Like A Grapefruit." "Er, How So?

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"Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit."
"Er, how so?"
"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the
outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips
inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for
"Is there anyone else out there I can talk to?"
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy