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• Well feed me bran and call me irregular!
• Oh, ya doesn't have ta call me 'Johnson'! Well, you can call me 'Ray', or you can call me 'Jay', or you can call me 'R.
  J.', or you can call me 'Ray J.', or you can call me 'R....
• Call me Charley...no...call me Fred...no...call me Bubba.
• At social gatherings, I would amuse everyone by standing uponst the coffee table and striking me-self repeatedly upon the head with a brick" -- H.
  R. Gumby...
• DON'T call me dude, dude.
• If this message goes into the void, call me!
• Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
• Call me apathetic - I don't care..!
• Call me if you need my phone number!