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• Purrpetual Motion: A kitten at play.
• Statistics always reminds me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet.
  -- Woody Hayes, Ohio State Football Coach...
• Caterpillar: A soft scratching post for a kitten...
• I'm just a kitten in the litterbox of life.
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
• I'll shake you into a kitten, that I will! -- Lewis Carroll
• ee n.,vt. [Purdue] A carbon copy of an electronic transmission.
  Oh, you're sending him the bits to that? Slap on a tee for me....
• Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
  Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...