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• I don't like chaos but chaos likes me.
• I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry Jame
• Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
• When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise.
  She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder....
• People say I live in my own little fantasy world...
  well, at least they *know* me there! -- D.L. Roth...
• I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ.
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• I'm afraid of people who like Catcher in the Rye, Yeah, I like it too, but someone tell me why People he'd despise say, I feel like that guy.
  .. -- Too Much Joy...
• The more I know me, the less I like me. -- Doctor, Time and the Rani